Here, in her own voice, is funny woman Lisa Boyer. Lisa is an expert quilter. So she knows firsthand the trials and temptations that go with that calling. Yet she's determined to enjoy making quilts. In fact, she will not-absolutely will not-let the risk of making a mistake, or a less than perfect quilt, keep her from relishing the task!

So here she is, reading her latest book of humor, following her first very popular collection, That Dorky Homemade Look: Quilting Lessons from a Parallel Universe.

In the 26 chapters of Stash Envy, Lisa covers:

Dreams of rooms full of fabrics; in fact, a different room for each color in her fabric stash;
The need for new fabric colors-'blurple,' 'rorange,' and 'brellow';
How to spot a quilter on a deadline;
Mistaking a quilted pillow for a toilet seat cover;
A seam ripper with a built-in little tape player;
A wedding quilt that develops black hairy quilt spiders;
Discovering her grandma's 'wonky' quilt top;
Bungling the quilt celebrity's name; and
Going on a blind date with a sewing machine.