No, the real Supermom always leaves the office too early and arrives home too late.

She's also: € Sending her sick child to school anyway, hoping the fever's not so high it will attract the nurse's attention € Praying that multivitamins will make up for the children having breakfast cereal for dinner (again) € Hoping her husband will be asleep by the time she goes upstairs, so she can get right to sleep € Battling her arch-nemesis, the Stay-at-Home Mom in the PTA who keeps asking her to bake for the fundraiser

And that's the dichotomy of the working woman's reality-the twin enemies of time and guilt. Now that Supermom's secrets are out, her life would make a great situation comedy.